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    MOAR LULZ: Courtesy of Colin Kelso

    soon.

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      #3
      What a cry baby.

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        #4
        +rep for colin

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          #5
          what an egotistical prick.

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            #6
            lol who was he still sponsored by at this point?
            Star, CO
            wat

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              #7
              he said he can't even compete with a bunch of retards.


              "Do you feel that Randy? The way the shit clings to the air? Shit blizzard."

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                #8
                I'm thoroughly convinced that no company would even hire him if he wanted it.
                After he just left UC, Kizer, and USD for STAR, CO, and Nimh, then left all of them as well, he's just not trustworthy really.
                soon.

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                  #9
                  Not all martyrs see divinity, but at least you tried.

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                    #10
                    I wish I would of screen capped the epic post jon jenkins made about eulogy. Rollerbladers are so fucking stupid.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by jakeordie View Post
                      Not all martyrs see divinity, but at least you tried.
                      haha

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by r.s. View Post
                        I wish I would of screen capped the epic post jon jenkins made about eulogy. Rollerbladers are so fucking stupid.
                        was it something about them being a skateboard company

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh View Post
                          was it something about them being a skateboard company
                          yes. But all the other posts in it were fucking ridiculous.

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                            #14
                            Hahahaha Colin you fucking Legend. I bet hes only doing this because he just got some good qualifications and wants to go get a real job.
                            How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it'll take him 100 tries.

                            Be-Car
                            http://www.vimeo.com/user2760984/videos
                            http://www.youtube.com/user/billybobblader?feature=mhee

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                              #15
                              bitch made

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                                #16
                                One thing though. I'm still convinced that there is no "Colin", and it's just Alf who's been trolling us hard all these years.
                                soon.

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                                  #17
                                  He should be an elementary school janitor now

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                                    #18
                                    That reminds me, I haven't heard back from Isaac since I reminded him he worked for George Powell.

                                    You lurkin' Dagobert?

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                                      #19
                                      50 pages

                                      http://vimeo.com/kristroyer/videos
                                      http://www.flickr.com/photos/kristroyer/

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                                        #20
                                        Uhhh, he did it bye.
                                        "You are a menace. A walking pestilence."

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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Tra View Post
                                          50 pages
                                          only if he or aj posts

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                                            #22
                                            Somebody is pissed that he's a failure at life and that he's not even good enough at the thing he does best to make a living out of it.

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                                              #23
                                              haha wow what a pussy

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                                                #24
                                                and there was much rejoicing

                                                http://vimeo.com/user658948

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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ianball View Post
                                                  he said he can't even compete with a bunch of retards.
                                                  HAHAHAHA wow. good eye ian! haha

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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RyanBeehlerrr View Post
                                                    He should be an elementary school janitor now
                                                    not going to happen. if he made a respectable wage, his parents would probably cut him off.

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                                                      #27
                                                      On November 12, 1984, a child was born unto us who was destined to do great things. He was born with the face of a madman and a tendency to not give a fuck, making him the perfect hero for the world of freestyle rolling. He delivered unto us The Truth, and the slightly more homosexual sequel, The Truth 2. His creativity was unmatched, as was his affinity for camoflage coats and fingerless leather gloves. From Arizona to Philly he rode, spreading The Truth and blessing curbs and sidewalks of cities along the way. He shaved his head to let go of his "I don't give a fuck" past, and moved onto skater-owned sponsors so as to not feed the evil that is big business. But one day, he realized that he was not ready to save freestyle rolling. He had gone undercover, been unique, and created many originals, but he was not yet a big enough st.ar to make a difference. He shed his fingerless gloves, and decided to follow a new road, a road filled with medicine and pharmaceutical lab coats. He is Colin Kelso, the once great freestyle roller who said "Fuck you fingertips, it's all 'bout dem palms baby!" and donned fingerless leather gloves. He is Colin Kelso, the only man to ever wuck it 10 times a day to that jaunce. He is a skater, a legend, a pharmacist. Rollerblading's egotistical douchebag is now gone forever, on a journey to save freestyle pharmaceuticals.
                                                      soon.

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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh View Post
                                                        only if he or aj posts
                                                        thats what im counting on.

                                                        bobgross, that was hilarious.

                                                        gonzalo, you're still an idiot.

                                                        http://vimeo.com/kristroyer/videos
                                                        http://www.flickr.com/photos/kristroyer/

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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bobgross View Post
                                                          On November 12, 1984, a child was born unto us who was destined to do great things. He was born with the face of a madman and a tendency to not give a fuck, making him the perfect hero for the world of freestyle rolling. He delivered unto us The Truth, and the slightly more homosexual sequel, The Truth 2. His creativity was unmatched, as was his affinity for camoflage coats and fingerless leather gloves. From Arizona to Philly he rode, spreading The Truth and blessing curbs and sidewalks of cities along the way. He shaved his head to let go of his "I don't give a fuck" past, and moved onto skater-owned sponsors so as to not feed the evil that is big business. But one day, he realized that he was not ready to save freestyle rolling. He had gone undercover, been unique, and created many originals, but he was not yet a big enough st.ar to make a difference. He shed his fingerless gloves, and decided to follow a new road, a road filled with medicine and pharmaceutical lab coats. He is Colin Kelso, the once great freestyle roller who said "Fuck you fingertips, it's all 'bout dem palms baby!" and donned fingerless leather gloves. He is Colin Kelso, the only man to ever wuck it 10 times a day to that jaunce. He is a skater, a legend, a pharmacist. Rollerblading's egotistical douchebag is now gone forever, on a journey to save freestyle pharmaceuticals.

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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bobgross View Post
                                                            On November 12, 1984, a child was born unto us who was destined to do great things. He was born with the face of a madman and a tendency to not give a fuck, making him the perfect hero for the world of freestyle rolling. He delivered unto us The Truth, and the slightly more homosexual sequel, The Truth 2. His creativity was unmatched, as was his affinity for camoflage coats and fingerless leather gloves. From Arizona to Philly he rode, spreading The Truth and blessing curbs and sidewalks of cities along the way. He shaved his head to let go of his "I don't give a fuck" past, and moved onto skater-owned sponsors so as to not feed the evil that is big business. But one day, he realized that he was not ready to save freestyle rolling. He had gone undercover, been unique, and created many originals, but he was not yet a big enough st.ar to make a difference. He shed his fingerless gloves, and decided to follow a new road, a road filled with medicine and pharmaceutical lab coats. He is Colin Kelso, the once great freestyle roller who said "Fuck you fingertips, it's all 'bout dem palms baby!" and donned fingerless leather gloves. He is Colin Kelso, the only man to ever wuck it 10 times a day to that jaunce. He is a skater, a legend, a pharmacist. Rollerblading's egotistical douchebag is now gone forever, on a journey to save freestyle pharmaceuticals.
                                                            LOL out loud! +per

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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by bobgross View Post
                                                              On November 12, 1984, a child was born unto us who was destined to do great things. He was born with the face of a madman and a tendency to not give a fuck, making him the perfect hero for the world of freestyle rolling. He delivered unto us The Truth, and the slightly more homosexual sequel, The Truth 2. His creativity was unmatched, as was his affinity for camoflage coats and fingerless leather gloves. From Arizona to Philly he rode, spreading The Truth and blessing curbs and sidewalks of cities along the way. He shaved his head to let go of his "I don't give a fuck" past, and moved onto skater-owned sponsors so as to not feed the evil that is big business. But one day, he realized that he was not ready to save freestyle rolling. He had gone undercover, been unique, and created many originals, but he was not yet a big enough st.ar to make a difference. He shed his fingerless gloves, and decided to follow a new road, a road filled with medicine and pharmaceutical lab coats. He is Colin Kelso, the once great freestyle roller who said "Fuck you fingertips, it's all 'bout dem palms baby!" and donned fingerless leather gloves. He is Colin Kelso, the only man to ever wuck it 10 times a day to that jaunce. He is a skater, a legend, a pharmacist. Rollerblading's egotistical douchebag is now gone forever, on a journey to save freestyle pharmaceuticals.

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                                                                #32
                                                                created many orginals LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by tonyrivituso View Post
                                                                  LOL out loud
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                                                                    #34

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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by jakeordie View Post
                                                                      Well played.

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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by jakeordie View Post
                                                                        That reminds me, I haven't heard back from Isaac since I reminded him he worked for George Powell.

                                                                        You lurkin' Dagobert?
                                                                        Don't see what the issue is with Issac working for / with Powell - Eulogy is a separate entity he owns. Issac is one of the most dedicated people in our sport, supporting TRUE rollerbladers who deserve to be paid such as Dalnas, Paz, Franco etc, the list goes on. His ability and skill with creating bearing technology / bearings, and urethane has led to Eulogy being by far the best wheel in our industry. It's not like he goes home at night sniggering that he is a skateboarder taking rollerbladers money, not even close. Far as I'm concerned nobody can say a bad word about Issac and Eulogy he supports contests, people and yeah just had to put my 2cents out there.

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                                                                          #37
                                                                          What T!M said.
                                                                          Anyone getting money to people like Franco and sponsoring every competition ever is good in my book.
                                                                          And it helps that Isaac puts out some of the best wheels in the game.
                                                                          soon.

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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by T!M View Post
                                                                            Don't see what the issue is.
                                                                            Few do.

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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by bobgross View Post
                                                                              On November 12, 1984, a child was born unto us who was destined to do great things. He was born with the face of a madman and a tendency to not give a fuck, making him the perfect hero for the world of freestyle rolling. He delivered unto us The Truth, and the slightly more homosexual sequel, The Truth 2. His creativity was unmatched, as was his affinity for camoflage coats and fingerless leather gloves. From Arizona to Philly he rode, spreading The Truth and blessing curbs and sidewalks of cities along the way. He shaved his head to let go of his "I don't give a fuck" past, and moved onto skater-owned sponsors so as to not feed the evil that is big business. But one day, he realized that he was not ready to save freestyle rolling. He had gone undercover, been unique, and created many originals, but he was not yet a big enough st.ar to make a difference. He shed his fingerless gloves, and decided to follow a new road, a road filled with medicine and pharmaceutical lab coats. He is Colin Kelso, the once great freestyle roller who said "Fuck you fingertips, it's all 'bout dem palms baby!" and donned fingerless leather gloves. He is Colin Kelso, the only man to ever wuck it 10 times a day to that jaunce. He is a skater, a legend, a pharmacist. Rollerblading's egotistical douchebag is now gone forever, on a journey to save freestyle pharmaceuticals.

                                                                              Probably one of the greatest things i've ever read on be-mag


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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by jakeordie View Post
                                                                                Few do.
                                                                                Please enlighten us then great one...

                                                                                Sadly, there is far more to life than rollerblading.

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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Colin and his brother are my favorite skaters, I really don't give a flying fuck about hissponsors or whatever, as long as he shreds.

                                                                                  COZMO WHEELS FOR SALE

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by RollerDorkMofo View Post
                                                                                    Please enlighten us then great one...
                                                                                    There are a handful of businessmen who have seen the potential our market has, and are positioning themselves to take a big cut if and when that potential is realized again as it was in the '90s.....but they won't risk investing to make it happen, they're just gonna wait until the work is done by someone else and then reap.

                                                                                    George Powell is one of them.

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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by jakeordie View Post
                                                                                      There are a handful of businessmen who have seen the potential our market has, and are positioning themselves to take a big cut if and when that potential is realized again as it was in the '90s.....but they won't risk investing to make it happen, they're just gonna wait until the work is done by someone else and then reap.

                                                                                      George Powell is one of them.
                                                                                      it's not issac's fault that rollerbladers are idiots and don't know how to run companies and can barely keep their industry afloat. it's not his fault that his boss isn't an idiot rollerblader, but instead an experienced businessman who understands that IF (that its a huuuuuuge "IF") these dipshits can pull this thing together it's gonna be huge and he can profit massively from it. and its also not issac's fault that his experienced businessman boss is being smart by not being willing to throw a bunch of money into an industry where 80% of the companies go out of business because they are run by retards who may or may not have finished high school.

                                                                                      at least he is supporting comps, pro's and magazines.
                                                                                      EDIT - and making the best wheels on the market.
                                                                                      Last edited by Apsley Cherry-Garrard; 31.08.2010, 02:35. Reason: best wheels bruv


                                                                                      "Do you feel that Randy? The way the shit clings to the air? Shit blizzard."

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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by T!M View Post
                                                                                        Don't see what the issue is with Issac working for / with Powell - Eulogy is a separate entity he owns. Issac is one of the most dedicated people in our sport, supporting TRUE rollerbladers who deserve to be paid such as Dalnas, Paz, Franco etc, the list goes on. His ability and skill with creating bearing technology / bearings, and urethane has led to Eulogy being by far the best wheel in our industry. It's not like he goes home at night sniggering that he is a skateboarder taking rollerbladers money, not even close. Far as I'm concerned nobody can say a bad word about Issac and Eulogy he supports contests, people and yeah just had to put my 2cents out there.
                                                                                        yes, go look at jon jenkins status im not sure if he cleared it or not because he deleted me after I put him and others in line on facebook earlier today.



                                                                                        Originally posted by ianball View Post
                                                                                        it's not issac's fault that rollerbladers are idiots and don't know how to run companies and can barely keep their industry afloat. it's not his fault that his boss isn't an idiot rollerblader, but instead an experienced businessman who understands that IF (that its a huuuuuuge "IF") these dipshits can pull this thing together it's gonna be huge and he can profit massively from it. and its also not issac's fault that his experienced businessman boss is being smart by not being willing to throw a bunch of money into an industry where 80% of the companies go out of business because they are run by retards who may or may not have finished high school.

                                                                                        at least he is supporting comps, pro's and magazines.
                                                                                        EDIT - and making the best wheels on the market.
                                                                                        YES
                                                                                        Last edited by r.s.; 31.08.2010, 02:43.

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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Tra View Post
                                                                                          Heartbroken
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Don't get me wrong, I respect Isaac and I know he is doing good work for rollerblading.....so did Arlo.

                                                                                            Originally posted by r.s. View Post
                                                                                            yes, go look at jon jenkins status
                                                                                            Was it that MLK bullshit? Dude deleted my response, no explanation, so I deleted him.

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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              no it was something along the lines of "eulogy needs to die already" then some other dumb shit.

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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Coopnasty
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                                                                                                yeah im pretty said i cant quit all my sponsors now too



                                                                                                p.s. Eulogy is the best wheel company in the industry, and Isaac supports every damn event.
                                                                                                why get wheels poured by people who dont know the best way.
                                                                                                you wouldnt go to a tackle shop to get golf clubs.
                                                                                                Last edited by Tra; 31.08.2010, 02:56.

                                                                                                http://vimeo.com/kristroyer/videos
                                                                                                http://www.flickr.com/photos/kristroyer/

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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Undercovers are pretty nice.

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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Fuck you don't see other pros crying about not getting what they deem as a proper share. If there is no money in the industry, and there are a million kids trying to get sponsored for free product, I'm fucking sorry but that's the way the cookie crumbles. Get a back up plan. Or take some fucking initiative and do or create something rather than thinking the world owes you a salary because your good at fucking around on wheeled boots. How many professional Yoyo players do you think are out there bitching about how they can't live on their Yoyo salary? It might as well be the exact same sport based on the amount of participants. Honestly. Sounds like some major spoiled kid syndrome here.

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