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    buss a rap

    since theyre seems to be so much drama on here right now i thought id lighten the mood a little. ill start a ryme you guys keep adding on.itll be fun bemag.agreed? here we go. (imaginary beat box goes off in my head)

    ah,one two,ah one two,

    i get chicks from all over the globe???/ wos next


    hahaha

    #2
    my dick is so clean you'd think it blessed

    Comment


      #3
      jesus christ this post sucks dick
      it's so big i don't think it'll fit
      open your mouth wide
      i'm putting it inside

      Comment


        #4
        CRBNZ.

        http://vimeo.com/user658948

        Comment


          #5
          why do we need to rap about dicks?
          why do we call gays "a bundle of sticks"?
          why is be-mag lacking actual skate pics?
          silly rabbit, kids are for trix

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by Elk
            why do we need to rap about dicks?
            why do we call gays "a bundle of sticks"?
            why is be-mag lacking actual skate pics?
            silly rabbit, kids are for trix

            kids may like trix
            but i'm not a bitch
            i'll stop rapping 'bout dicks
            i'm about to do a soul switch

            Comment


              #7
              why is thai food so fucking greasy
              why is my flow so off the heezy

              Comment


                #8
                PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

                Comment


                  #9
                  dude, a mizu is better than a soul
                  why? because mizu's look out of control
                  eric bailey does them topside in a bowl
                  michael phelps looks like a horse

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by Johnone1
                    why is thai food so fucking greasy
                    why is my flow so off the heezy
                    nah dog your shit is mad cheezy
                    you sound like young weezy
                    kinda like a snitch
                    getting smacked like a bitch

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                      Originally posted by Elk
                      why do we need to rap about dicks?
                      why do we call gays "a bundle of sticks"?
                      why is be-mag lacking actual skate pics?
                      silly rabbit, kids are for trix

                      kids may like trix
                      but i'm not a bitch
                      i'll stop rapping 'bout dicks
                      i'm about to do a soul switch
                      nigga what the fuck is wrong with you
                      that shit you spit was just a weak haiku

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                        #12
                        Laugh out loud at that Micheal Phelps horse.
                        But let's bring this back to the skate rhyme course.
                        It's a damn shame that Franco shade won't endorse
                        All the little people who bought their t shirts.

                        wuckin it.

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                          #13
                          repost
                          :arrow: :arrow:

                          youtube.com/deceptionrolla

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                            #14
                            i heard michael phelps reads the source
                            i hear jennifer lopez is about to yet again get divorced.
                            i cant do souls but i can do makios
                            fuck with me ill go karate on you like ralph machio

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                              #15

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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Elk
                                dude, a mizu is better than a soul
                                why? because mizu's look out of control
                                eric bailey does them topside in a bowl
                                michael phelps looks like a horse
                                horses don't rap they neigh
                                much like your girl at the end of my day
                                you can't touch this, i'm so out of control
                                i put it in your girl's butthole

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                                  #17
                                  I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
                                  She got blonde hair and a pair of tits that bounce when she run
                                  She got a little booty that shakes when she

                                  fuck it

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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Johnone1
                                    i heard michael phelps reads the source
                                    i hear jennifer lopez is about to yet again get divorced.
                                    i cant do souls but i can do makios
                                    fuck with me ill go karate on you like ralph machio
                                    can't do a soul
                                    open up your hole
                                    i know you like anal beads
                                    that look like a row of seeds

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                                      #19
                                      i like butts especially volleyball ass
                                      when im not surfing or skating im studying to pass my poli sci class
                                      i just learn to skate though but i think im doing pretty chill
                                      i rolled down the ramp yesterday hopped and grinded the rail and didnt get killed

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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by kfc_qbn
                                        Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                        Originally posted by Elk
                                        why do we need to rap about dicks?
                                        why do we call gays "a bundle of sticks"?
                                        why is be-mag lacking actual skate pics?
                                        silly rabbit, kids are for trix

                                        kids may like trix
                                        but i'm not a bitch
                                        i'll stop rapping 'bout dicks
                                        i'm about to do a soul switch
                                        nigga what the fuck is wrong with you
                                        that shit you spit was just a weak haiku
                                        haiku? fuck you
                                        you and got shit but a weak mizzu
                                        i bring it all together and lay down that bitch
                                        doing a mistrial, oh wait switch

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                                          #21
                                          This thread is faillulz, better than no lulz I suppose.

                                          Comment


                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Davengo
                                            Laugh out loud at that Micheal Phelps horse.
                                            But let's bring this back to the skate rhyme course.
                                            It's a damn shame that Franco shade won't endorse
                                            All the little people who bought their t shirts.
                                            I thought you meant the Franco that didn't place in the comp
                                            Gettin' free Valos from Julio without pomp
                                            My man admitted the evidence, sweating like a swamp
                                            All of Be-mag said "your dick we will stomp!"

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                                              #23
                                              Yo i heard your fat
                                              and own a cool cat
                                              but your also own a bat
                                              i heard your not good enough for a rat
                                              thats why you bought the bat
                                              but your so fucking fat
                                              that you couldnt move and just sat
                                              so you got a cat
                                              to go out and eat the rat
                                              but he just sat on the mat ignoring the rat you want to bat

                                              Im really Cool!

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                                                #24
                                                anal beads rock just ask your chick
                                                im shoving them in her ass while shes stroking my dick
                                                she fucking hates you and says you cant really even skate.
                                                im such a pimp i nailed her on the first date

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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Bassimastprime
                                                  This thread is faillulz, better than no lulz I suppose.
                                                  abra

                                                  Comment


                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                    Yo i heard your fat
                                                    and own a cool cat
                                                    but your also own a bat
                                                    i heard your not good enough for a rat
                                                    thats why you bought the bat
                                                    but your so fucking fat
                                                    that you couldnt move and just sat
                                                    so you got a cat
                                                    to go out and eat the rat
                                                    but he just sat on the mat ignoring the rat you want to bat

                                                    Im really Cool!
                                                    no creativity ending with an -at
                                                    i'm gonna shoot you wit my gat
                                                    right in your dick
                                                    this thread i think you ruined it

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                                                      #27
                                                      i fucked her sister too it was mad sick
                                                      drinks in the cup and the blunt smoke was mad thick
                                                      two hoes for me and none for you
                                                      sucker,i think your trying to bite off more then you can chew
                                                      sillyboy,ask about me johnone world famous for my squabs
                                                      skater,sponger,pimp,hitman for the mob.

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                                                        #28
                                                        los angeles vet
                                                        got one hell of a rep
                                                        to quate my man my style is the shit so you better watch where you step
                                                        ill break your neck
                                                        without even breaking a sweat
                                                        got gam for hookers like the new york nets,new york jets,and the fucking new york mets
                                                        paris hiltons pimp the anal bead distributer
                                                        fuck a bitch so hard to revive her cpr will have to be administered

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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Johnone1
                                                          i fucked her sister too it was mad sick
                                                          drinks in the cup and the blunt smoke was mad thick
                                                          two hoes for me and none for you
                                                          sucker,i think your trying to bite off more then you can chew
                                                          sillyboy,ask about me johnone world famous for my squabs
                                                          skater,sponger,pimp,hitman for the mob.
                                                          you're not in any mob
                                                          you're just a disgusting slob
                                                          no bitches for you
                                                          when you got some weak ass crew
                                                          work on your vocab it'll help you too

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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                            Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                            Yo i heard your fat
                                                            and own a cool cat
                                                            but your also own a bat
                                                            i heard your not good enough for a rat
                                                            thats why you bought the bat
                                                            but your so fucking fat
                                                            that you couldnt move and just sat
                                                            so you got a cat
                                                            to go out and eat the rat
                                                            but he just sat on the mat ignoring the rat you want to bat

                                                            Im really Cool!
                                                            no creativity ending with an -at
                                                            i'm gonna shoot you wit my gat
                                                            right in your dick
                                                            this thread i think you ruined it
                                                            You had to challenge me,
                                                            here it tis yo,


                                                            I rap silly, and I wear 90s shit
                                                            if ya don’t like my style, best deal with it
                                                            cause i'm the new kind of rap named Big Fat Bear
                                                            MTV, VH1, and the Grammies beware
                                                            cause I’m just freestylin’ rappin on the spot
                                                            while all Philadelphia is sayin i'm hot
                                                            cause i just hit the scene and i'm already famous
                                                            i descended from the bear fool, i dare ya to tame wit a cus
                                                            ‘cause i'm the biggest thing since NBA Jam
                                                            and the hottest player since Randall Cunningham
                                                            when i was younger, little rapper i was raised
                                                            now i am older, older rapper i am praised
                                                            looking’ left and looking right when i cross the street
                                                            and goin nuts on the mic with a decent beat
                                                            I love BFB with his rhymes so crazy
                                                            the next rapper on the mic is a bear, a bear named Baby...

                                                            BIOTCH! IM SO WHIZTE TOO!

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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                              Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                              Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                              Yo i heard your fat
                                                              and own a cool cat
                                                              but your also own a bat
                                                              i heard your not good enough for a rat
                                                              thats why you bought the bat
                                                              but your so fucking fat
                                                              that you couldnt move and just sat
                                                              so you got a cat
                                                              to go out and eat the rat
                                                              but he just sat on the mat ignoring the rat you want to bat

                                                              Im really Cool!
                                                              no creativity ending with an -at
                                                              i'm gonna shoot you wit my gat
                                                              right in your dick
                                                              this thread i think you ruined it
                                                              You had to challenge me,
                                                              here it tis yo,


                                                              I rap silly, and I wear 90s shit
                                                              if ya don’t like my style, best deal with it
                                                              cause i'm the new kind of rap named Big Fat Bear
                                                              MTV, VH1, and the Grammies beware
                                                              cause I’m just freestylin’ rappin on the spot
                                                              while all Philadelphia is sayin i'm hot
                                                              cause i just hit the scene and i'm already famous
                                                              i descended from the bear fool, i dare ya to tame wit a cus
                                                              ‘cause i'm the biggest thing since NBA Jam
                                                              and the hottest player since Randall Cunningham
                                                              when i was younger, little rapper i was raised
                                                              now i am older, older rapper i am praised
                                                              looking’ left and looking right when i cross the street
                                                              and goin nuts on the mic with a decent beat
                                                              I love BFB with his rhymes so crazy
                                                              the next rapper on the mic is a bear, a bear named Baby...

                                                              BIOTCH! IM SO WHIZTE TOO!
                                                              90s shit? You were 6 years old in '99. Nigga please.

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                                                                #32
                                                                my vocab is fine and no for real im not in the mob
                                                                truth be told im scared to fight actually and got a full time job
                                                                but the chick thing is true though
                                                                i mean if i saw beyonce i bet you i could fuck
                                                                as for jz,hed be shit out of luck

                                                                Comment


                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                  Originally posted by Bassimastprime
                                                                  This thread is faillulz, better than no lulz I suppose.
                                                                  abra

                                                                  Comment


                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Bassimastprime
                                                                    Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                    Originally posted by Bassimastprime
                                                                    This thread is faillulz, better than no lulz I suppose.
                                                                    abra
                                                                    arab

                                                                    Comment


                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                      Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                      Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                      Yo i heard your fat
                                                                      and own a cool cat
                                                                      but your also own a bat
                                                                      i heard your not good enough for a rat
                                                                      thats why you bought the bat
                                                                      but your so fucking fat
                                                                      that you couldnt move and just sat
                                                                      so you got a cat
                                                                      to go out and eat the rat
                                                                      but he just sat on the mat ignoring the rat you want to bat

                                                                      Im really Cool!
                                                                      no creativity ending with an -at
                                                                      i'm gonna shoot you wit my gat
                                                                      right in your dick
                                                                      this thread i think you ruined it
                                                                      You had to challenge me,
                                                                      here it tis yo,


                                                                      I rap silly, and I wear 90s shit
                                                                      if ya don’t like my style, best deal with it
                                                                      cause i'm the new kind of rap named Big Fat Bear
                                                                      MTV, VH1, and the Grammies beware
                                                                      cause I’m just freestylin’ rappin on the spot
                                                                      while all Philadelphia is sayin i'm hot
                                                                      cause i just hit the scene and i'm already famous
                                                                      i descended from the bear fool, i dare ya to tame wit a cus
                                                                      ‘cause i'm the biggest thing since NBA Jam
                                                                      and the hottest player since Randall Cunningham
                                                                      when i was younger, little rapper i was raised
                                                                      now i am older, older rapper i am praised
                                                                      looking’ left and looking right when i cross the street
                                                                      and goin nuts on the mic with a decent beat
                                                                      I love BFB with his rhymes so crazy
                                                                      the next rapper on the mic is a bear, a bear named Baby...

                                                                      BIOTCH! IM SO WHIZTE TOO!
                                                                      you aint famous you're a no name chump
                                                                      you aint got much but your bitch got a lump
                                                                      i bring the tranquilizer wit me to take care of you yogi bear
                                                                      but you're not much so no one will stare
                                                                      when i take you down shot by shot
                                                                      think you're big i'm afraid snot
                                                                      nobody nose who you are
                                                                      you don't have a fancy car
                                                                      just a lucky cracker who hasn't been shot yet
                                                                      you don't know about the game so backdown on this bet

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                                                                        #36
                                                                        hey elk,is that your chick.shes fine yo.no dissrespect.

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                                                                          #37
                                                                          type as i think, think as i type
                                                                          all you bitch niggas get out of my sight
                                                                          this thread is done
                                                                          i won have no fear
                                                                          when your girl screams when i stick it in her rear
                                                                          just shut ya'll down
                                                                          niggas standing astound

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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                            Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                            Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                            Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                            Yo i heard your fat
                                                                            and own a cool cat
                                                                            but your also own a bat
                                                                            i heard your not good enough for a rat
                                                                            thats why you bought the bat
                                                                            but your so fucking fat
                                                                            that you couldnt move and just sat
                                                                            so you got a cat
                                                                            to go out and eat the rat
                                                                            but he just sat on the mat ignoring the rat you want to bat

                                                                            Im really Cool!
                                                                            no creativity ending with an -at
                                                                            i'm gonna shoot you wit my gat
                                                                            right in your dick
                                                                            this thread i think you ruined it
                                                                            You had to challenge me,
                                                                            here it tis yo,


                                                                            I rap silly, and I wear 90s shit
                                                                            if ya don’t like my style, best deal with it
                                                                            cause i'm the new kind of rap named Big Fat Bear
                                                                            MTV, VH1, and the Grammies beware
                                                                            cause I’m just freestylin’ rappin on the spot
                                                                            while all Philadelphia is sayin i'm hot
                                                                            cause i just hit the scene and i'm already famous
                                                                            i descended from the bear fool, i dare ya to tame wit a cus
                                                                            ‘cause i'm the biggest thing since NBA Jam
                                                                            and the hottest player since Randall Cunningham
                                                                            when i was younger, little rapper i was raised
                                                                            now i am older, older rapper i am praised
                                                                            looking’ left and looking right when i cross the street
                                                                            and goin nuts on the mic with a decent beat
                                                                            I love BFB with his rhymes so crazy
                                                                            the next rapper on the mic is a bear, a bear named Baby...

                                                                            BIOTCH! IM SO WHIZTE TOO!
                                                                            you aint famous you're a no name chump
                                                                            you aint got much but your bitch got a lump
                                                                            i bring the tranquilizer wit me to take care of you yogi bear
                                                                            but you're not much so no one will stare
                                                                            when i take you down shot by shot
                                                                            think you're big i'm afraid snot
                                                                            nobody nose who you are
                                                                            you don't have a fancy car
                                                                            just a lucky cracker who hasn't been shot yet
                                                                            you don't know about the game so backdown on this bet
                                                                            haha

                                                                            Big Fat Bear, this is no trick
                                                                            like yo-yo’s, pogs, and devil sticks
                                                                            ‘cause like those things, i’ll never fade
                                                                            i got energy, like Gatorade
                                                                            shoot a Nerf crossbow at all the haters
                                                                            rock ‘em like American Gladiators
                                                                            Velcro shoes, don’t need no laces
                                                                            I watch Kazaam on a regular basis
                                                                            I love that movie and Shaquille O’Neil
                                                                            $2.95 man what a deal
                                                                            im royalty, just like Babar
                                                                            and that guy from Aladdin - who’s that? - Jafar
                                                                            i love chocolate by Russel Stover
                                                                            and remember that, ‘cause this shit’s over


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                                                                              #39
                                                                              My rap’s a code, so try to crack this
                                                                              Yogi Bear with picnic baskets
                                                                              don’t like my rhymes, I’ll go on strike
                                                                              and eat ice cream bars with the bear from Klondike
                                                                              it’s a fun machine, pull the switch
                                                                              Goldilocks, i ate that bitch
                                                                              huggable guy, meet me in the lobby
                                                                              wakka wakka wakka, it’s my best friend Fozzy

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                                                                                #40
                                                                                here we go again of the top of the brain.
                                                                                i tossed your bitch out right after she came
                                                                                she didnt want to leave she was in the presence of a boss
                                                                                as for you and her charge it to the game as a loss
                                                                                your gay your wear pink thongs underneath you jeans
                                                                                ill school you bitch consider me the principle, the superintendant,and the dean,
                                                                                ill shit in your mouth vomit on your front yard
                                                                                slice your dogs throat bitch.im just that fucking hard
                                                                                ill stake you out while you work at the vons
                                                                                wait for you to get off,then kidnap you and throw you in the trunk with your moms.

                                                                                make you kiss her with your tonuge film it then show it to your pops
                                                                                fuck with johnone your ass will get dropped.

                                                                                Comment


                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                                  Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                                  Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                                  Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                                  Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                                  Yo i heard your fat
                                                                                  and own a cool cat
                                                                                  but your also own a bat
                                                                                  i heard your not good enough for a rat
                                                                                  thats why you bought the bat
                                                                                  but your so fucking fat
                                                                                  that you couldnt move and just sat
                                                                                  so you got a cat
                                                                                  to go out and eat the rat
                                                                                  but he just sat on the mat ignoring the rat you want to bat

                                                                                  Im really Cool!
                                                                                  no creativity ending with an -at
                                                                                  i'm gonna shoot you wit my gat
                                                                                  right in your dick
                                                                                  this thread i think you ruined it
                                                                                  You had to challenge me,
                                                                                  here it tis yo,


                                                                                  I rap silly, and I wear 90s shit
                                                                                  if ya don’t like my style, best deal with it
                                                                                  cause i'm the new kind of rap named Big Fat Bear
                                                                                  MTV, VH1, and the Grammies beware
                                                                                  cause I’m just freestylin’ rappin on the spot
                                                                                  while all Philadelphia is sayin i'm hot
                                                                                  cause i just hit the scene and i'm already famous
                                                                                  i descended from the bear fool, i dare ya to tame wit a cus
                                                                                  ‘cause i'm the biggest thing since NBA Jam
                                                                                  and the hottest player since Randall Cunningham
                                                                                  when i was younger, little rapper i was raised
                                                                                  now i am older, older rapper i am praised
                                                                                  looking’ left and looking right when i cross the street
                                                                                  and goin nuts on the mic with a decent beat
                                                                                  I love BFB with his rhymes so crazy
                                                                                  the next rapper on the mic is a bear, a bear named Baby...

                                                                                  BIOTCH! IM SO WHIZTE TOO!
                                                                                  you aint famous you're a no name chump
                                                                                  you aint got much but your bitch got a lump
                                                                                  i bring the tranquilizer wit me to take care of you yogi bear
                                                                                  but you're not much so no one will stare
                                                                                  when i take you down shot by shot
                                                                                  think you're big i'm afraid snot
                                                                                  nobody nose who you are
                                                                                  you don't have a fancy car
                                                                                  just a lucky cracker who hasn't been shot yet
                                                                                  you don't know about the game so backdown on this bet
                                                                                  haha

                                                                                  Big Fat Bear, this is no trick
                                                                                  like yo-yo’s, pogs, and devil sticks
                                                                                  ‘cause like those things, i’ll never fade
                                                                                  i got energy, like Gatorade
                                                                                  shoot a Nerf crossbow at all the haters
                                                                                  rock ‘em like American Gladiators
                                                                                  Velcro shoes, don’t need no laces
                                                                                  I watch Kazaam on a regular basis
                                                                                  I love that movie and Shaquille O’Neil
                                                                                  $2.95 man what a deal
                                                                                  we’re royalty, just like Babar
                                                                                  and that guy from Aladdin - who’s that? - Jafar
                                                                                  i love chocolate by Russel Stover
                                                                                  and remember that, ‘cause this shit’s over


                                                                                  why you trying to bring this back
                                                                                  it's like a zombie attack
                                                                                  i see you know your disney, you must be three
                                                                                  and you like the jonas brothers i see
                                                                                  but your rhyme is weak
                                                                                  and i seek
                                                                                  a victory
                                                                                  it's the only option for me
                                                                                  i'm used to greatness, it's an interesting trait
                                                                                  i wish you knew but you can't, you ain't straight

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Oh, oh my goodness
                                                                                    this ain’t looking’ too good for business
                                                                                    it’s a bear, bear market now
                                                                                    if ya wanna make money, then listen how
                                                                                    you gotta sell those borrowed stocks
                                                                                    and buy them when the prices drop
                                                                                    the FCC won’t regulate this one
                                                                                    ‘cause it’s a form of income
                                                                                    short-sellers, profit off fear
                                                                                    controlling the economic sphere
                                                                                    but we’re bears and know no better
                                                                                    send Bernanke a death threat letter

                                                                                    Comment


                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      oh geez, i'm done, i'm too tired to be rapping

                                                                                      Comment


                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                                        Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                                        Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                                        Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                                        Originally posted by Mahmoud Jalloh
                                                                                        Originally posted by BCarr4328
                                                                                        Yo i heard your fat
                                                                                        and own a cool cat
                                                                                        but your also own a bat
                                                                                        i heard your not good enough for a rat
                                                                                        thats why you bought the bat
                                                                                        but your so fucking fat
                                                                                        that you couldnt move and just sat
                                                                                        so you got a cat
                                                                                        to go out and eat the rat
                                                                                        but he just sat on the mat ignoring the rat you want to bat

                                                                                        Im really Cool!
                                                                                        no creativity ending with an -at
                                                                                        i'm gonna shoot you wit my gat
                                                                                        right in your dick
                                                                                        this thread i think you ruined it
                                                                                        You had to challenge me,
                                                                                        here it tis yo,


                                                                                        I rap silly, and I wear 90s shit
                                                                                        if ya don’t like my style, best deal with it
                                                                                        cause i'm the new kind of rap named Big Fat Bear
                                                                                        MTV, VH1, and the Grammies beware
                                                                                        cause I’m just freestylin’ rappin on the spot
                                                                                        while all Philadelphia is sayin i'm hot
                                                                                        cause i just hit the scene and i'm already famous
                                                                                        i descended from the bear fool, i dare ya to tame wit a cus
                                                                                        ‘cause i'm the biggest thing since NBA Jam
                                                                                        and the hottest player since Randall Cunningham
                                                                                        when i was younger, little rapper i was raised
                                                                                        now i am older, older rapper i am praised
                                                                                        looking’ left and looking right when i cross the street
                                                                                        and goin nuts on the mic with a decent beat
                                                                                        I love BFB with his rhymes so crazy
                                                                                        the next rapper on the mic is a bear, a bear named Baby...

                                                                                        BIOTCH! IM SO WHIZTE TOO!
                                                                                        you aint famous you're a no name chump
                                                                                        you aint got much but your bitch got a lump
                                                                                        i bring the tranquilizer wit me to take care of you yogi bear
                                                                                        but you're not much so no one will stare
                                                                                        when i take you down shot by shot
                                                                                        think you're big i'm afraid snot
                                                                                        nobody nose who you are
                                                                                        you don't have a fancy car
                                                                                        just a lucky cracker who hasn't been shot yet
                                                                                        you don't know about the game so backdown on this bet
                                                                                        haha

                                                                                        Big Fat Bear, this is no trick
                                                                                        like yo-yo’s, pogs, and devil sticks
                                                                                        ‘cause like those things, i’ll never fade
                                                                                        i got energy, like Gatorade
                                                                                        shoot a Nerf crossbow at all the haters
                                                                                        rock ‘em like American Gladiators
                                                                                        Velcro shoes, don’t need no laces
                                                                                        I watch Kazaam on a regular basis
                                                                                        I love that movie and Shaquille O’Neil
                                                                                        $2.95 man what a deal
                                                                                        we’re royalty, just like Babar
                                                                                        and that guy from Aladdin - who’s that? - Jafar
                                                                                        i love chocolate by Russel Stover
                                                                                        and remember that, ‘cause this shit’s over


                                                                                        why you trying to bring this back
                                                                                        it's like a zombie attack
                                                                                        i see you know your disney, you must be three
                                                                                        and you like the jonas brothers i see
                                                                                        but your rhyme is weak
                                                                                        and i seek
                                                                                        a victory
                                                                                        it's the only option for me
                                                                                        i'm used to greatness, it's an interesting trait
                                                                                        i wish you knew but you can't, you ain't straight
                                                                                        Big Fat Bear, are ya ready
                                                                                        famous bears deserve their creddy
                                                                                        Berenstein Bears livin’ in a tree
                                                                                        reppin’ 215 the way rap should be
                                                                                        gonna keep it real, so don’t get snooty
                                                                                        I refer to Care Bears as kinda fruity
                                                                                        Im nothing near gay
                                                                                        and theres nothing you can say
                                                                                        lets not forget old man Smokey
                                                                                        forest safety, that’s no joke-y
                                                                                        some bears are plastic and squirt honey
                                                                                        Explosive Bear, we rap for money
                                                                                        so many words and rhymes I juggle
                                                                                        fabric softner, thank you Snuggle
                                                                                        rhyming bears brings much frustration
                                                                                        refresh my lyrics in hibernation

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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          BOOM Admitted defeat
                                                                                          ill flow all day
                                                                                          until you got nothign to say

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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            then ill find your cousin tie the hoodrat to a tree
                                                                                            baseball bat her shins then work my way up to her knees
                                                                                            hit her ribs then eventually do a little number on her face
                                                                                            not tell all of be mag though so i wont catch a case
                                                                                            after shes dead ill fuck her carve my name in her chest
                                                                                            when they find her they know know if theyre looking at her ass,her toes,or her chest

                                                                                            the ho with look like a chili burger or a sloppy jo

                                                                                            i know you think this is the internet but your fucking with a g though
                                                                                            and i want to let you know

                                                                                            ill even sodomize your mail man or woman or whatever the case

                                                                                            while shes dropping off your welfar check ill run up pull out the barber razor

                                                                                            and quickly give her 150 across the face

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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              mahmoud loses.hahah.later fool. all in fun

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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Let’s go, take off your clothes
                                                                                                even socks and pantyhose
                                                                                                get down, take off your pants
                                                                                                break it down like a slow dance
                                                                                                now you’re naked so sit down
                                                                                                please don’t frown
                                                                                                just stick around
                                                                                                in this town we just don’t clown
                                                                                                fears we’ll drown with my sound
                                                                                                yes i answered all your prayers
                                                                                                a rap about those famous bears
                                                                                                bears, bear celebrities
                                                                                                hot mammals are ya hearin’ me?
                                                                                                in Teddy Ruxpin i record
                                                                                                casette in his back and press fast-forward

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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  im gone guys.about to go watch superbad.noone snitch on anyone here until i come back tomorrow.hahaha lates.

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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I'll leave you with a rap on
                                                                                                    uhm
                                                                                                    power wheels


                                                                                                    I drive power wheels because i like how it feels
                                                                                                    on the hot black top plastic wheels pell out
                                                                                                    but it gets too hot
                                                                                                    wheels melt to the th asphalt
                                                                                                    Just honking my horn cruising down the block
                                                                                                    with my hand out the window fingers tight on my glock
                                                                                                    but my barrels pink so don't think im corrupt
                                                                                                    i pull trigger out
                                                                                                    shoot a plastic suction cup

                                                                                                    Battery acid spiiting
                                                                                                    going straight to your randmas cabinent
                                                                                                    take her on a date
                                                                                                    picnic in the park is what were having
                                                                                                    im only 16 dont got my license yet
                                                                                                    but im gonna swipe the keys to my sisters corvette
                                                                                                    hot pink interior stickers on the outside
                                                                                                    two plastic seat gonna taker her for a smooth ride
                                                                                                    make it down the street in only 39 minutes its a record
                                                                                                    reaching top speeds of only 27 miles per hour
                                                                                                    dont need no gas operate on fuel efficient power

                                                                                                    get in my car my keys are plastic
                                                                                                    best buck up enthusiastic
                                                                                                    check these rims aint they fantastic
                                                                                                    8 inches of pure elastic
                                                                                                    BFB is now arriving
                                                                                                    power wheels forever driving
                                                                                                    i made it down to the street
                                                                                                    where my driveway and it meet
                                                                                                    and it only took 12 minutes
                                                                                                    i drive though
                                                                                                    i drive slow
                                                                                                    no no i dont go in snow
                                                                                                    but my foes feels me glowing
                                                                                                    powerwheels i feel the flow
                                                                                                    even when the 5-0,
                                                                                                    pulls me over on a roll
                                                                                                    my pride in my ride man
                                                                                                    i let it show

                                                                                                    ayo kawasaki ninjas dont think that were real
                                                                                                    so baby barrel knock em down with this party mobile
                                                                                                    i got a H2 hummer with a plastic grill
                                                                                                    and moma drives a tonka trunk with an argadrill

                                                                                                    twenty record labels trying to cut a deal
                                                                                                    so BFB can make some money buy a decent meal
                                                                                                    so step into my ride so we can make a deal
                                                                                                    just check out the sign it says powerwheels
                                                                                                    ill take you to lands that are so surreal
                                                                                                    so BFB and PDub got that mass appeal
                                                                                                    and i dont got lyrics to go right here
                                                                                                    but i can write em
                                                                                                    and i will write em




                                                                                                    KILLIN SHOOT
                                                                                                    im really cool what did i say in the begining
                                                                                                    im done now though.
                                                                                                    BIG FAT BEAR

                                                                                                    ending...


                                                                                                    "OK Mozart now try it with your penis"
                                                                                                    Random Bruce Willis, Clint Eastwood, and Steven Segal quotes]

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