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Whats the best part about fucking a pregnant chick?

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    Whats the best part about fucking a pregnant chick?

    having the fetus suck you off.

    #2
    do you like fishdicks?
    A TO THE MUTHA FUCKIN K

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bazodazo
      do you like fishdicks?
      I do I like to put them in my mouth
      Awesome thread https://www.be-mag.com/msgboard/gossip/1774972-awesome-thread

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        #4
        Originally posted by sadi
        Originally posted by Bazodazo
        do you like fishdicks?
        I do I like to put them in my mouth

        what are you, a gay fish?


        LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL

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          #5
          theres a rabbi and a black man waiting at a bus stop.

          The black man walks up to the rabbi and says "excuse me do you know when the next bus is coming?"

          the rabbi says "yes at 11:30............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...............................................nig ger".

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            #6
            I always thought the best part was not having to bend back to spit on the nice, succulent cunt for natural lube.

            All you have to do is spit on her stomach and watch that glazed trail of mucus form as the bulk of it travels down to the meat packing plant.

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              #7
              Originally posted by remdyz
              Originally posted by sadi
              Originally posted by Bazodazo
              do you like fishdicks?
              I do I like to put them in my mouth

              what are you, a gay fish?


              LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL
              LAFF! LAFF OUT LOUD!!!
              Yours truly,

              Metric F. Tonne

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                #8
                Originally posted by H.H. Holmes
                I always thought the best part was not having to bend back to spit on the nice, succulent cunt for natural lube.

                All you have to do is spit on her stomach and watch that glazed trail of mucus form as the bulk of it travels down to the meat packing plant.
                haha props for even making me a little grossed out

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by remdyz
                  Originally posted by sadi
                  Originally posted by Bazodazo
                  do you like fishdicks?
                  I do I like to put them in my mouth

                  what are you, a gay fish?


                  LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL
                  Im not a fish, and Im not gay
                  Im a fucking genius, voice of this generation :arrow:
                  Awesome thread https://www.be-mag.com/msgboard/gossip/1774972-awesome-thread

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                    #10
                    Re: Whats the best part about fucking a pregnant chick?

                    Originally posted by Hitler
                    having the fetus suck you off.
                    if the fetus is a boy ... that means you`re gay
                    0 x 0

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                      #11
                      Re: Whats the best part about fucking a pregnant chick?

                      Originally posted by Domnul Mrr
                      Originally posted by Hitler
                      having the fetus suck you off.
                      if the fetus is a boy ... that means you`re gay
                      Not unless the balls touch.

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                        #12
                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantomastia

                        [quote:"Special ED"]....you fail at be-mag.[/quote]

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                          #13
                          Re: Whats the best part about fucking a pregnant chick?

                          Originally posted by mr_cfy
                          Originally posted by Domnul Mrr
                          Originally posted by Hitler
                          having the fetus suck you off.
                          if the fetus is a boy ... that means you`re gay
                          Not unless the balls touch.
                          what if its before 6 weeks into the pregnancy and the baby has no gender?

                          and what if you dont know its a boy? your telling me im gay just because i got a blowjob from a super hot transvestite once?

                          whats black and white and rolls off the end of a dock? a nigger and a seagul fighting over a chicken wing.


                          What happens when a jew walks into a wall with a boner? breaks his nose.

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                            #14
                            How was copper wire invented?

                            From two Jews fighting over a single penny.

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                              #15
                              how long does it take for a dead baby to explode in a microwave?

                              i dont know i always blow my load before it happens and lose interest.

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