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    You wake up to take a shower and then...

    You see this?

    What do you do?

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    Run and wait for it to leave on it's own?
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    Kill it with Fire?
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    Don't shower for like a month.
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    #2
    FUCK THAT SHIT

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      #3
      better catch that fucker quick before he finds someplace to hide.

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        #4
        I dont want that thing anywhere around my house, gotta man up and kill it/ catch it and kill it
        Awesome thread https://www.be-mag.com/msgboard/gossip/1774972-awesome-thread

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          #5
          put ur shoes on and squash it

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            #6
            Run quick, grab some shit to kill it, i will make sure it doesnt get away.

            i will scream, close my eyes and smash shit at it hoping i hit it and it dies.

            then continue with my shower.

            Switch Sweaty
            www.wisconsinblading.tumblr.com

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              #7
              OH HAI

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                #8
                SIIIB

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                  #9
                  make out with the spider

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                    #10

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                      #11
                      haa i honestly think killing it with fire would be a fine idea. take some air freshener and a lighter bam youre set. i have centipede problems at my house though. shit sucks, they get huge

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                        #12
                        i fuckin hate centipedes, way worse than spiders

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                          #13
                          tell me about it. they're so freakin fast, it's a rare occasion where i can actually kill one without it getting away. silverfish are lame too ive had them crawl up my naked leg while sitting at the comp many a time

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                            #14
                            FREAK OUT

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                              #15
                              I'd seriously scream. After that, I have no idea what I'd do. It doesn't matter.

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                                #16
                                Holy shit. Move to a climate where things like that do not exist!
                                VIMEO | YOUTUBE

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                                  #17
                                  STEP 1:GET OUT THE LYSOL AND SPRAY THAT FUCKER TIL IT STOPS MOVING

                                  STEP 2: PICK IT UP WITH A NAPKIN THROW IT AGAINST THE BATHROOM WALL TO WATCH THE GUTS FLY OUT

                                  STEP 3: ??????

                                  STEP 4: PROFIT

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                                    #18
                                    Id smash it with the toilette brush or something, Id be way to scared to put that shit in a bag or something.

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                                      #19
                                      i would scream like a 5 year old girl then try to jump on it from as far away as possible

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                                        #20
                                        Beat off and spray my glorious goo all over his eyes. And then I'd tell him to go kill the spider in the bathroom.

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                                          #21
                                          I fucking hate spiders. I'd piss myself if I saw that in my shower. I'd fucking shoot it.

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                                            #22
                                            what the fuck......................

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                                              #23
                                              new pet

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                                                #24
                                                Scream and then run and try to find something to beat it to death.

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                                                  #25
                                                  Don't be a pussy. Get in the shower already - welcome to Australia...

                                                  /sarcasm.

                                                  KILL IT WITH FIRE!
                                                  Everything old is new again

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                                                    #26
                                                    Pee on it!

                                                    PHC!

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                                                      #27
                                                      It would have to die, no way I'm getting anywhere near that thing to pick it up or move it

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                                                        #28
                                                        Oh god, I have no idea how I would deal with that... deodorant and a lighter would have to be my guess, then big fucking boots... although it looks like it wants to have your arm off

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                                                          #29
                                                          catch it

                                                          keep in a shoebox with a 50 pound weight on top

                                                          take shower

                                                          release spider back into shower

                                                          listen for others to react

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                                                            #30
                                                            Tarantula? Not poisonous?


                                                            Cuddle time?


                                                            Plus......Photoshop?

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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Shilo
                                                              STEP 1:GET OUT THE LYSOL AND SPRAY THAT FUCKER TIL IT STOPS MOVING

                                                              STEP 2: PICK IT UP WITH A NAPKIN THROW IT AGAINST THE BATHROOM WALL TO WATCH THE GUTS FLY OUT

                                                              STEP 3: ??????

                                                              STEP 4: PROFIT
                                                              what's step 3?

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                                                                #32
                                                                i would proabably scream first, then i would find a shoe to throw at it, then i would miss hitting it, which would make it angry, then it would jump on me, and we'll have an epic battle for survival, then while its bitting into me ill be punching it with full force, but soon ill lose and ill fade out of conciousness while hearing its scream of victory, then itll lay its babys in me and my corpse will become its home.


                                                                holy run on sentence

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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by HappyAddict
                                                                  Don't be a pussy. Get in the shower already - welcome to Australia...
                                                                  no really.. when i was over there on Sam Fogarty's tour in like 2003 or 04... there was on of them mega spiders on the wall next to sam's face when he woke up and he freaked the fuckkkkk out.. then everyone was tryin to kill it. It was as big as a beer can...husky body.

                                                                  i was sooooo scared. i hate them things.

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                                                                    #34

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                                                                      #35
                                                                      This poll desperately needs the addition of a "scream like a little bitch and run away" option.

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                                                                        #36


                                                                        torch it

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                                                                          #37
                                                                          HOLY SHIT!

                                                                          That can't be real.

                                                                          I think I would torch the house.

                                                                          www.printbrigade.com

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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I don't know why but I just busted out laughing when I scrolled down, haha.

                                                                            My name is Kevin. This is a topmistrial photo by Trace Taylor.

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                                                                              #39
                                                                              grab a shotgun and a neighbor kid for a human shield just in case the shotgun didn't kill it.

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                                                                                #40
                                                                                i cant believe EVERY single one of you would kill it

                                                                                i definitely wouldnt, i would be amazed and terrified at it, stare at it for about twenty minutes

                                                                                given the size of that thing

                                                                                grab a bucket, put the bucket on top of it, slide a piece of cardboard under the bucket and flip the bucket over, put the bucket in a trash bag and tie the end of it

                                                                                and then i would drive a good mile or two from my house and find it a BADASS place to live and then release it and watch it for a good thirty minutes

                                                                                ive never seen one that big



                                                                                when its just a regular spider i just use a cup and piece of paper and do the same process and put it outside my house

                                                                                but i would have to move that thing far away from my house

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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Theres a good chance i would just cry. Im petrified of spiders.

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i would fuck with it until eventually i would accidently kill it, feel suddenly overwhelmingly threatened by it and kill it, or it would get away from me and i wouldn't be able to find it and i would remain scared shitless for the next month or so...

                                                                                    actually, i'd pick it up and put it in the bin with all the rest of my rubber spiders.


                                                                                    Originally posted by eyes to see
                                                                                    it's a rare occasion where i can actually kill one without it getting away.
                                                                                    killing. you're doing it wrong.

                                                                                    photo by cooper k.

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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      if i had more balls, and it there was no chance of escape, id close the shower, find a neighbor hood cat, and try to make them fight.
                                                                                      HËLLAHËLLA

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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Scream like a bitch, find the closet object to me, try to creep up with a step or two, throw the object as hard as I could and pray to god I hit that thing. Fuck Spiders.

                                                                                        www.drewamato.com
                                                                                        www.drewamato.com

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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by benk


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                                                                                          1 dead-ass spider.

                                                                                          torch it

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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Turn around run and start a new life somewhere else.

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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by codywi608
                                                                                              Run quick, grab some shit to kill it, i will make sure it doesnt get away.

                                                                                              i will scream, close my eyes and smash shit at it hoping i hit it and it dies.

                                                                                              then continue with my shower.
                                                                                              I laughed out loud at work and got looked at funny after reading that

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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Dignan
                                                                                                Turn around run and start a new life somewhere else.

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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  move house



                                                                                                  theres a large probablility that thing has already laid its eggs somewhere



                                                                                                  youll just wake up one night and have them crawling all over your face
                                                                                                  A TO THE MUTHA FUCKIN K

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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Squishface
                                                                                                    Beat off and spray my glorious goo all over his eyes. And then I'd tell him to go kill the spider in the bathroom.

                                                                                                    LOL......my roomate and i were both laughing at that shit.

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